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#1 Kleptomaniac

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 01:25 PM

A person posts a wish.
You grant it, but corrupt that wish.
Eg:
Person 1: I wish I had a car.
Person 2: Granted, but the car has no engine.


Everyone should write their own wish after corrupting previous one's.

#2 Kleptomaniac

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 01:26 PM

I'll start.

I wish I had a top tier gaming PC

#3 Sotherogue

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 02:39 PM

Granted, but it can't download things.
I wish I had Lvl 5 white shadow


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#4 fatninja

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 02:48 PM

But no matter how much I skip I never see anything bigger than a silver lined gem.

I wish I could win King of Kings League.
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#5 Retrac910

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 03:45 PM

Granted, but you waste your entire fortunes and savings in the process, so now you can't afford internet to be able to use the costume.
I wish for a free ride scholarship



#6 Liammagoo

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 05:06 PM

Granted, you get a free trip to the moon! Pity there's no return trip included...

I wish I remembered to wish again.

Edited by Liammagoo, 28 November 2015 - 05:07 PM.


#7 TheGamer

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 05:31 PM

Your wish granted, but you now can't remember anything else.

I wish i got 99999999 gem.
Ever wondered who are kings of kings for real? Those were my different accounts.
Also, i just 3-starred hacker's impossible base. :P

#8 Retrac910

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 06:11 PM

Granted, but it can't be retrieved and has to constantly be on a ritual. Other players get +70% gem steal chance on 1 star.

I wish to be good at starcraft



#9 DanFariasM

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 06:48 PM

Granted, but everyone else will just be better and you'll fail anyway.

I wish a huge pizza!

#10 Sotherogue

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 07:23 PM

Granted, but it has no toppings. Or tomato sauce. Or crust.
I wish that I could have a shield on 24/7


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#11 Retrac910

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 07:43 PM

Granted, but people are always "attacking your dungeon" via retrieves whenever you try to enter.

I wish that I had enough eyes for WS5


Edited by Retrac910, 28 November 2015 - 08:34 PM.


#12 DanFariasM

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 09:17 PM

Granted, but you will get server error #44 when you try to craft it.

I wish the update to come right now

#13 Retrac910

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 09:38 PM

Granted, but it removes every jump and the door has to be placed on the totem. The only way to increase gemscore is to pay zeptolab

I wish I couldn't be disappointed



#14 fatninja

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 10:00 PM

Granted, but you can't be appointed either.

I wish the gems we stole were real gems.

Edited by fatninja, 28 November 2015 - 10:01 PM.

Go to the Dark Side, they have gold locks.

#15 Liammagoo

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Posted 28 November 2015 - 10:29 PM

Granted, You are the envy of all bounty hunters around the globe! Unfortunately, that means they want your loot, and you ain't got no saw blades to defend your gold (and your life) for much longer...

*editing because I forgot to wish for something AGAIN*
I wish for some short term memory.

Edited by Liammagoo, 28 November 2015 - 10:30 PM.


#16 Retrac910

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 12:47 AM

Granted, but now you can't remember anything from over an hour ago.
I wish that the person below me gets their wish completely unaltered.



#17 DanFariasM

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 12:59 AM

Granted, but the next wish may mess some stuff up.

I wish the above wish gets granted completely the opposite way.

#18 Kleptomaniac

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 09:14 AM

Granted, but the next wish may mess some stuff up.

I wish the above wish gets granted completely the opposite way.

Granted, but what you perceive as opposite way is the correct way of last to last wish.

I wish I had a million dollars.

#19 SHAFIN

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 09:49 AM

granted but it has my face on it
I wish I become a one year old kid again

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#20 Karma L

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Posted 29 November 2015 - 09:59 AM

Granted , 

But you'll have no intelligence

 

I wish for a rocketship


Edited by Karma L, 29 November 2015 - 10:00 AM.





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