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#1 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 09 August 2016 - 07:45 PM

so basically ths competition will be 10 days long (19/8/2016) and end at 9:00pm GMT (If possible)

 

the aim of the contest is to comment a joke, and see how many people like yur joke using the like feature

 

please vote accordingly and NO FAKE LIKES (from you or other accounts made and owned by you)

 

RULES

 

No jokes are allowed to be repeated if seen earlier in the contest

 

keep jokes under 13 age please

 

max of 5 jokes in one post (only one thread of jokes, any secondary threads shall not get taken into account, even if it has more likes

 

If you disobey any of these rules you shall be PUNished (hahaha im so funny :D )

 

also jokes have to be KOT related

 

the person with the most likes on there joke wins


Edited by phantom darkrai 456, 10 August 2016 - 10:31 AM.

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#2 Sotherogue

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Posted 09 August 2016 - 08:10 PM

I think they should have to be KoT related, that way you have to make them up, you can't just look them up and put them here.



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#3 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 09 August 2016 - 09:07 PM

I think they should have to be KoT related, that way you have to make them up, you can't just look them up and put them here.

good point, assuming nobody read this i shall edit right away


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#4 MrKukurykpl

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Posted 10 August 2016 - 09:02 AM

All jokes should be in one post too.

I may participate :)

Edited by MrKukurykpl, 10 August 2016 - 09:03 AM.


#5 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 10 August 2016 - 09:44 AM

yeah k, i wont enter though cause im too PUNNY (hahahaha, jokes aside now)


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#6 Sotherogue

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Posted 10 August 2016 - 04:17 PM

This post is a ghost


Edited by Sotherogue, 16 August 2016 - 12:44 PM.


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#7 Plznopotions

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 02:59 AM

Three theives are in a guild together, and after a full day of raiding, they compare their loot. "All green gems!" They chorus at the same time. "If tomorrow's raiding is like this, I will jump on a saw and kill myself!" So the next day, they all go raiding, and they only get green gems, and they die to the next saw they see. At their funerals, each of their wives are speaking at the end. The wives of the first two say, "he always was too ambitious, and only raided the top players. They only put green gems in the easy totems." The wife of the third thief said, "he always raided his alt's dungeon."
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#8 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 04:25 PM

8 days left btw, from like plznopotions is winning


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#9 Oliver666666

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Posted 13 August 2016 - 04:06 PM

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Edited by Oliver666666, 03 July 2017 - 12:58 PM.


#10 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 13 August 2016 - 06:12 PM

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yeah that was dead


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#11 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 13 August 2016 - 06:13 PM

6 days left, its a draw between sotherouge and plznopotions,


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#12 Sotherogue

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 03:20 AM

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Much better than my jokes.


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#13 Frillidrilli

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 08:10 AM

I also want to take part...

 

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#14 Frillidrilli

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 08:18 AM

Thief 1: Can i ask u a question?

 

Thief 2:  But Bro u asked?

 

Thief 1: Haha ok can i ask two?

 

Thief 2: But u already did !!

 

Thief 1: Then can i ask four?

 

Thief 2: You just did...again!

 

Thief 1: But when?

 

Thief 2: Now!


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#15 Sotherogue

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 12:44 PM

Alright, screw the other jokes, this one will win the competition.

 

Two members of Hyrule walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "You two again? Let me guess: you want the breakfast special?". The leader of the three speaks up and says: "Yves please, I'd like some berndt_toast, and a link of sausage." The other thief says: "Junyou want Itana bacon too?", too which the other thief responds: "Owen a pile of bacon, Mandy egg for my friend there." A while later, the friend says: "YUki have my egg, I'm not feeling hungry."

 

 

*If you don't get the joke, look in Hyrule guild.*


Edited by Sotherogue, 16 August 2016 - 05:18 PM.


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#16 Plznopotions

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 12:53 PM

Too much puns for one joke...
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#17 Sotherogue

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 03:42 PM

Too much puns for one joke...

You can never have too many puns for one joke, especially that. The entire joke is that all those names are members of Hyrule. But you obviously don't get that.



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#18 Plznopotions

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 03:49 PM

Oh, I get it, I just think you went a bit overkill. But it was pretty good nevertheless.
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#19 phantom darkrai 456

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 04:25 PM

Alright, screw the other jokes, this one will win the competition.

 

Two members of Hyrule walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "You three again? Let me guess: you want the breakfast special?". The leader of the three speaks up and says: "Yves please, I'd like some berndt_toast, and a link of sausage." The other thief says: "Junyou want Itana bacon too?", too which the other thief responds: "Owen a pile of bacon, Mandy egg for my friend there." A while later, the friend says: "YUki have my egg, I'm not feeling hungry."

 

 

*If you don't get the joke, look in Hyrule guild.*

two members walk in, but the bartender says "you 3 again"?


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#20 Sotherogue

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Posted 16 August 2016 - 05:18 PM

two members walk in, but the bartender says "you 3 again"?

 

I pointed out that typo in the Hyrule telegram chat, I just forgot to fix it



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