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#1 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 12:20 PM

Steal The Gem!!!

Rules
You have a gem, and you need a way to protect it. The person who would post next somehow has to figure out a clever or sneaky way to steal the gem from the person, and find a way to try to protect to try to prevent the next person from stealing! (Though the probably will be outwitted)

Example
Player 1: I stole the gem, and I protected it with magic bubble!
Player 2: I used a magical needle to pop the bubble and stole the gem!
I protect the gem with hungry tigers to gaurd the jewel!
Player 3: I distract the tiger with a hunk of meat and I steal the gem!
I protect the gem with a metal safe!

You got the idea?
Good! Ill start the chain!

I stole the gem, and I protect it with laser beams!

Edited by Hpockss, 30 April 2015 - 12:21 PM.

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#2 Bloblo65

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 12:49 PM

I used mirrors to deflect all the lasers, and stole the gem!

I protect the gem by keeping it in an unknown location on an unknown planet


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#3 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 12:53 PM

I steal it with a tracking chip I put on it before you stole it back, and used my GPS to nab it!
I protect the gem by putting it as a prize in a rigged carnival game

Edited by Hpockss, 30 April 2015 - 12:56 PM.

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#4 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:09 PM

I pay off the owner of the carnival game and he gave me the gem!

 

I protect the gem by putting it in a room with a thousand of conform copies made in China.


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#5 Bloblo65

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:11 PM

I pay the Chinese workers to scrape their teeth with the gems. They are all cheap, and so don't do anything, except for the real one, which cuts the tooth. I take that one.
I take out the gps from the gem, put the gem in a tree in the Amazon rainforest, and time travel to the future where the tree has grown around the gem. No one knows which tree it is

Edited by Bloblo65, 30 April 2015 - 01:15 PM.

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#6 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:22 PM

I burn the entire Amazonian rainforest to the ground, and retrieve the gem from the ashes.
I protect the gem by painting it like a rock and throw it in the grand canyon
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#7 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:28 PM

I take my cropper plane to spray the entire grand canyon with paint remover then use a helicopter's flashlight to find the gem (the light makes the gem shines so i cn see it).

I protect my gem by swallowing it


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#8 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:31 PM

I retrieve the gem by C-Section
I protect the gem by giving it to orphans (you wanna steal a gem from an orphan punk? You sick monster)
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#9 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:35 PM

I adopt the kid that has the gem so I make him even happier.

 

I protect the gem by hiding it in a heat proof container and dropping it in the middle of a volcano.


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#10 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:34 PM

I use unethical child labor and an uncanndy amount of vacumn cleaners to empty the volcano to get the gem
I protect it by putting the totem in the wall
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#11 The Paragon

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:38 PM

I eat the wall and swallow the gem. (You have to steal from my stomach)


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#12 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:54 PM

I rip your stomach open with my teeth leaving you bleeding to death and take the gem. 

I put the gem down a toilet in a mexican's prison (no one wants to go there believe me...)


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#13 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:30 PM

I spit on the mexican government to get in the jail, then retrieved the gem using multiple safety precautions
I protect the gem with... Oh... Im trapped in a mexican prison... I protect it by throwing it out the ndow while I wait out my 2 month sentence
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#14 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:35 PM

I go next to the prison and pick it up!

I protect it by rocketing it to the moon!


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#15 Bloblo65

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:39 PM

I hack into your rocket before you reach and make you crash, then steal the gem from beside your burning body.

I put the gem at the bottom of the ocean, and it accidentally gets crushed by the pressure until it is too tiny to see or hold. Oops  :unsure:


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#16 Hpockss

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:46 PM

I reach into my mine and get a juicy new gem!
I protect it by slapping blob in the face with it, then fed it to swaghetti's new son
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#17 Swaghetti

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:59 PM

I sh*t it out and get it back.

I burry it deep in a random iceberg near the north pole and cover it up


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#18 EPICI

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 08:29 PM

I then... caused global warming.

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It's too hot to steal it. Go away. (lel I'm in Canada)


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#19 Dante

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 03:48 AM

I vote for Gore. 

I then open up my arm, put the gem in, and sew my arm up.


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#20 Oliver666666

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:47 AM

i swtiched the gem with a replica, whlie you were busy sewing.
I protect the gem by flushing it down the toilet i a private sewer system

Edited by Oliver666666, 01 May 2015 - 06:48 AM.





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